You may not believe it, but here's how it happened.
One fine spring day....a Developer sneezed and went KA-CHOO!!
Because of that sneeze, a task dropped.
Because that task dropped, a Manager got assigned.
Because that Manager got assigned, he had to delegate.
Because he needed to delegate, and Architect got work.
Because that Achitect got work, some brainstorming happened.
Because of the brainstorming, some fingers got pointed.
Because of the fingerpointing, around that table
Someone got more work than they were able.
Because of that work more talking was done.
Because there was talking, a document got made.
Because a document got made people had to read it.
Because of that reading comments were made.
Because comments were made, they were sent around.
Because they went around people got to read them,
And when they read them more comments were made.
Because of the comments more people got involved.
Because of more people more comments were made.
And so comments were sent around one more time.
Because there were opinions no review was made.
Because there was no review more comments got added.
Because of more comments and no review the document got stale.
Because it got stale it was ignored by QA
Because it was ignored more tempers were flared
Because tempers got flared more comments were made
Because more comments were made someone asked why
Because someone asked why they looked at the task
And because they looked at the task, it’s true I’m afraid – they
Ran into a spectacle
And that started something they’ll never forget, and far as I know its going on yet.
